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Friday, March 6, 2009

Some things I will never understand about the male species(ok, just my husband)


Why is it that men can nonchalantly scratch themselves and move things around...in public (or at home in front of my face) and noone cares? If women scratch themselves they must have STD's to some people...how dare she do that?

So one day I go, "hun, why must you scratch yourself in front of me?"

Hubs: Because they get all sweaty and I have to move them around.

Thanks for that visual about your sweaty sack.

I thank God everyday that I am a female.

3 comments:

Leslie M. said...

OmGosh, I am going to pee my pants!! THAT was a GEM!!!
YOU ARE toooooo funny!
Leslie
LeslieVeg@msn.com
http://leslielovesveggies.blogspot.com/

TheMidnightWriter said...

Hi, My hubby always says just scratch, and I say (stand in front of me,and is anyone LOOKING, He always say's (just DO IT).
Thanks For Your Input.

CastoCreations said...

hahahahahaha Hubby drives me BONKERS!!!

Heaven forbid my boob itches in public!

 
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