Saturday, July 26, 2008

Yeah, that might ruin your weekend..

I watched tried not to puke during this movie called Teeth. I had noticed the movie when I was browsing the horror section at Best Buy and thought it was very, um, interesting. I decided to watch it instantly on my netflix with my bestie, Liz.

I'll give you the cliff notes:

A young high school girl wears a red promise ring to symbolize her purity til marriage. She meets a guy in the "promise" group and they decide to group date with another couple. Then they are alone swimming in a lake and end up in this dark hole and he wants to get her to have sex with him and she refuses. He decides that no means yes and tries to do the deed. He gets inside her and as she is trying to push him away he screams. Her vagina bites off his penis...yes boys and girls, the teenage girl has teeth in her vagina to protect her from prepubescent boys who try to take advantage of her. The rest of the movie, well, you'll have to see for yourself.

Its supposed to be a horror movie but I think its just an "I hate men" kinda flick. Its one for a group of women who just broke up with their boyfriends and want some revenge humor in their lives.

I wonder if hubby would watch it?

Saturday, July 12, 2008

I've been slacking on my posts

Its been crazy here lately. My husband left for NTC on the day of our daughter's first birthday party. It sucks, but hey, that's the military life for you! He wasn't home on our son's birthday either since he was on the second tour in Iraq.

I had no idea how it was going to be taking care of two children by myself for a month. I was just happy to have the husband gone for awhile! hehe My two, almost three, year old has given me a run for my money thats for sure. If its not one thing its another. He loves to antagonize the hell out of Lila to the point where she is screaming. I pull him away and he tries at her again! I don't know what they are going to be like in the next few years but I seriously am thinking about investing in some straightjackets.

My homo bff might be visiting me. I am hoping he'll come to see me I miss my Lukie dreadfully! He visited me when Tom was gone the first deployment and we had tons of fun at this gay bar. He, of course, hooked up with some random guy! I have to say that gay men are the best to party with and hang out with!

So anyway, I am closing this because my netflix movies are waiting for me and since I have the last season of Queer as Folk I needed to catch up since I missed the last season! I'm still mad that it went off the air. I guess it was better for the checking account since I would have to pay for Showtime!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Aww don't be offended!

I ran across this blog as I was doing some blog surfing and absolutely loved it! Her weird and crazy style of blogging made me begging for more...even enough to add her to my blogcatalog and my RSS feed! I love how she has the coconuts to say anything and not giving a damn who gets offended or not.

Her latest post made me go....WTF is wrong with people? It made me laugh and scratch my head all at the same time. Go check it out if you are one of the few who can take a laugh and a joke and not get offended!

I hope you enjoy her blog as much as I do and stalk her often. I'm sure she'll appreciate it and continue to offend the offensive for years to come!

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