Why you shouldn't bring your toddler to a public bathroom and other junk

So after an incident involving me having to go to the bathroom at the PX, taking my 2 toddlers with me, and taking more than a couple minutes I read a forward about a woman who had the similar incident but in my situation I didn't have 5 or 6 women in the room, I think it was like 1 or 2 but I was distracting him over his "Mommy are you going poopy?" by saying "Braden you are poopy!" I did get away with it though by my childish comebacks though!

I have no life. Literally. I go to the mailbox down the street and get excited when even one big box has no key in it (meaning there is a package). I don't expect packages unless I had ordered something but I still get excited nonetheless.

I know I am lame.